Results for “ugh, as if”
Slather a photo in beauty filters until the subject is unrecognisable.
California — the Chicano/Caló way to say it.
It was right in front of me the whole time.
A salon treatment that curls and lifts your natural lashes — no extensions needed.
A dismissive 'yeah right, never gonna happen' — the ultimate 90s eye-roll in two words.
When a TAS proves it runs on real console hardware, not just an emulator.
Cult ironic catchphrase from a disturbing 2013 4chan Shrek copypasta, now used as devotional joke worship.
Today I F***ed Up — a confession post about a recent personal disaster.
WSB self-deprecating bit casting yourself as the cuck loser-husband.
Geordie for my girlfriend or wife.
An illicit note passed between cells.
A long razor slash across the face — named for the stitch count.
Try to buy an asset mid-plunge and hope you don't get sliced.
Kiwi intensifier tacked onto an adjective (cheap as, cold as)
Mature content — open to view.
An initial lock-up before any vested tokens are released.
The specific cost paid to run a blockchain transaction.
A high-level informer who testifies against many.
A time when undefined casual flings proliferate.
A fundamental change in approach or assumptions.
Underpay justified by claiming the work is a 'passion.'
Laid off as part of a reduction in force.
A fortified border farmhouse
Buying an asset while it is still dropping sharply.
A calming 'healing' genre of gentle, peaceful slice-of-life.
Devotion to a fictional character as an ideal romantic partner.
A lifestyle of ease, comfort, and minimal stress, by deliberate choice.
A fictional female character, usually from anime, that someone claims as their ideal partner or favorite.
A girlfriend you see as serious, long-term, and basically marriage material.
Keeping your partner hidden from your friends, family, and online life like a stashed secret.
Telling someone to log off and go outside because they're too deep in online life.
"As hell" — a texting intensifier (e.g. "tired asl"); not to be confused with the older age/sex/location meaning.
Twenties slang for so drunk you've gone stiff as bone.
Cripplingly embarrassed — the Irish go-to for social mortification.
An ironic motto mocking hustle culture by stacking three buzzwords into a fake life mantra.
A skill-gap blame — saying one player or side was simply outclassed.
A flashbang that detonates instantly, with no warning arc.
Buying an AWP with no armor so you can actually afford the AWP.
Turning away from an incoming flashbang to reduce how blind you go.
Landing the killing blow on a minion to grab its gold.